The Kimerald virus (KG1 - Generic name= KIMERALD LANG)

I call this obsessive, intense & deep love for the Kimerald tandem the Kimerald virus. This is the only virus I dont mind having been inflected with and I hope will never have any cure.

The Kimerald virus started to enter my system as early as the night Kim Chiu & Gerald Anderson entered the PBB house...April 23, 2006. I felt the start of the virus when I felt the kilig attack whenever I see Kim & Gerald together for even momentarily. The following day, I knew the Kimerald virus in my system was already in the advance stage & I refused to be cured.

1. The inexplainable KILIG one feels whenever one sees Kim & Gerald together, be it in pictures,videos, shows, films & especially their candid moments.
2. The desire to see Gerald & Kim get married already although they are too young still but for you & when it comes to Kimerald, age does not matter & dapat NOW NA. One starts planning how manyChildren they would have together & TWINS is everyone's idea of the couple's first children.
3. If one sniffs a possible SAWSAW, one starts snarling like a mad dog. Woe to anyone who even thinks of coming between Gerald & Kim, its spells career death to those SAWSAWs once the Kimeralds is finished with them.Closed mindedness is a classic variety of this symptom. Its quite straight forward...Gerald isfor Kim & Kim is for Gerald.
4. The intense desire to see & meet them personally. This symptom has the tendency to make one freezeon the spot upon sighting Kim & Gerald, become tongue-tied, empty-headed & worst, become a good immitation of a retard especially when one starts to scream their heads off because of one'sexcitement in finally seeing Kimerald in person.
5. One learns to make impassioned posts, letters & emails that actually makes sense that if your English teacher in high school could read it, she will never would have fail you. A KG virus carrier also becomes a prolific writer, be it fanfic or amateur screenplay. One may amaze one's self once one reads their own 'Defense of Kimerald' piece. You just might give yoursel a Nobel Peace prize for excellence in defense writing. Good for you.
6. The activist in you will suddenly surface. You thought all your life you are timid but suddenly being HB (high blood) is a normal state, your constant use of strong words especially in emails to ABS bosses becomes loving words in your mind, you are ready to picket in front of the ABS-CBN compound holding up placards that says 'KIMERALD LANG ANG DAPAT MAGKAPAREHA SA LAHAT NG PROJECTS NILA' & you wont mind being shown on tv finally. BOYCOTT becomes your ready responce whenever you are displeased with ABS management.
7. The loss of the knowledge of the meanings of 'recession' & 'saving'. For Kimerald, nothing but the best & expensive. The sky is the limit. In this symptom, a KG virus carrier is quite powerful so ABS better beware.
8. Acquisition of quick eyes for details. No matter how obscured, unfocussed, blurry or tiny it is, those that are affected with the Kimerald virus miraculously becomes bionic women & men. Nothing escapes the eyes of the Kimerald virus carrier when it comes to every move, act, gesture or pose of the Kimerald towards each other. One would give the FBI a run for their money.
9. No matter what time of day or night (especially the US based KG virus carriers) a Kimerald guesting or show is shown, one does the effort to catch & watch them. One becomes conscious of the RATINGS so even if one's tv set doesnt have a meter, it doesnt matter. Once one is inflicted, one cant afford to bypass a Kimerald appearance or else your conscience will nag you no end.
10. The Kimerald virus carriers suddenly posses a strong sense of LOYALTY towards the Kimerald loveteam. If the strain of the virus in your system is strong, one's loyalty towards the Kimerald loveteam will never be shaken. For them, its Kimerald or no one. In short, Kimerald Lang today, tommorrow & for more years to come, possibly forever.

These are just a few of the most common symptoms. If one have even half of the above symptoms then you are possibly in the advance stage... stage 3 perhaps but if you posses all, then Im happy to inform you that you are already in stage 4 or a full blown Kimerald craziness.

I say welcome to the Kimerald Mental Hospital, where every patient is never given any cure of the Kimerald happiness, only huge dosses of furthering your craziness about them. Kimerald heaven is just one step ahead & that step is the Kimerald wedding where we will all live happily ever after.